perchu:

plasticbagvevo:

perchu:

my nose is cold

put it in the oven

ok

vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

What's your sexuality if you don't mind me asking?
Anonymous

I don’t mind it at all! And I’m bisexual.

whorville:

[I THINK WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS BUT IM TOO SCARED TO TALK TO YOU]

One time i went to olive garden with my mom and she told me she was alcoholic and then the next time we went she told me that she was divorcing my dad
Anonymous

heartbreaks:

*lies in the sun for 5 mins*

wheres my tan

shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

scrlett:

no offense but my favorite hobby is staying hydrated and beautiful 

nickcarragay:

isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”