meatbicyclevevo:

lms if you ship povvbicycle

No shit I ship the ship. I ship it more than Amazon ships packages, and wow that’s a lot cuz they’re kinda popular you know. I ship it more than an express package in the mail. And those are expensive because they ship in like one day. I ship it more than an actual boat ship. I ship it.

thequietconcept:

dogweeds:

this video changed my life and is 100% proven to stop mean people so please watch  daily, it is very important.

politicalsexkitten puppy tag material

doajiggie:

baby husky and its tennis ball

Omfg this is so cute .__.

hybridthry:

wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation

brendon-urie-the-raging-homo:

yrmaw:

harrysgettinhead:

british people are so fucking cute

they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’

they called sweaters ‘jumpers’

sneakers are ‘trainers’

they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’

i quit

fuck off you condescending twat

Most British sentence I’ve ever heard

roughrimjob:

*GETS FURIOUSLY JEALOUS OVER LITTLE THINGS THAT DONT MATTER*

drunktrophywife:

If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine

demonpossesser:

gifak-net:

How not to pick up girls 

How to

demonpossesser:

gifak-net:

How not to pick up girls 

How to

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

Robyn needs to calm the fuck down

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

Robyn needs to calm the fuck down

spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”