disowns:

honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.

what are you doing for halloween, and what are you gonna be?
Anonymous

I get to pass out candy for Halloween, and I’m gonna dress up as what I think can only be described as a hooker witch. 

is michelle obama real

anusclap:

laughing with your best friend until your stomachs hurt <3

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cooldogpics:

Logged the fuck in

cooldogpics:

Logged the fuck in

nishlo:

shark lava and boy girl

unclefather:

"Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under"

unclefather:

"Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under"

intensional:

me trying to cheer anyone up ever